Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

It's a strange one alright. They basically can't enforce it. I had great fun at uni telling them to piss off when they came round to check if I had a TV.

 

They didn't bother checking mine in halls last year. This year, the fee's included in my rent though. Win all round.

 

I didn't get checked in halls and I've not been checked in my house this year. I got a threatening letter about a week before I left halls, wasn't exactly concerned.

 

Just a word about the horse from last night, a leading Irish Animal Rights group has offered a 5000 euro reward for information leading to the arrest of the person who attacked the horse.

 

Good! I've been unhappy about that horse today!

 

I'm still relieved I didn't succumb to temptation and look.

 

I would've thought you would have done by now

 

Hmm...I played football tonight and my studs caught in the ground at a weird angle, my knee seems to have swelled under the kneecap at it hurts to straighten it. If I stand on the bad leg and start to bend it I'm getting a delicious crunching noise from just under the kneecap. Bollocks.

 

Hospital beckons.

 

I fear you are right, I'll go and see my GP. So pissed as I was starting to get the hang of playing football without looking like a tit again!

 

Arsenal close to signing Yaya Sanogo. He's brilliant on FM when he reaches his peak.

 

Bearsy you there?

 

Yo! I ain't feeling particular welcome on here tho! I feel like whole internet has turned against me!

 

I just gave you some reputation points, that should help. This place is pretty quiet though, guess that's what happens when you are only allowed to talk about what's happening at saints. Football isn't like that, football isn't some film where you have to just shut up and watch it, it's not some manager game either where you just pick your dream team playing in some formation that is never going to happen. Football is a thing where you meet your mates, have a laugh, talk about tits and then rip MLG, that's what forums should be like to. Anyway, I guess we are here now.

What are the rules on tits anyway? Side boob ok but no nips standard rulings? Anyone confirm.

BTW Paps ripping Charlet.

 

Rules for this thread are at the start. Have a read.

 

haha tell paps to chill i don't want blood feud with chalet he might not let me come home! he might of mentioned the second bit was in secret colour so you couldn't hardly see it tho. I feel this was extenuations! Also he could give me 30 seconds to edit stuff!

Bearsy is "considering his position" on southampton football forums yo!

 

It was all about not goating people of something. You got us all wrong, we are not malicious in anyway. We only rip people we know and in a funny way. As I don't know many/any of you yet, I will concentrate on ripping bear. no goats here.

Also no mention of side boobs or fit B!tches etc, just not porn. I was thinking more celeb jungle shower scene/Hanna Minx stuff than DP or cream pie stuff.

 

stop posting my stuff on saintswebs! Ur making me sound massive whining helmet!

 

lols! It's good isn't it? I can say you said anything and there is no way you can reply. I was thinking that you might like to 'come out' some time at the beginning of next week. Talk me up for a bit and then just as the ban is about to expire, you'll post some racial hatred and porn from the after life and I am back in control. You are my puppet now. It's like boxing Helena without the boning.

 

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