Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I thought Stoke City's kit against us at St Mary's was distinctly odd around the armpit/upper arm area. That white bit flapping around looked as though they'd all tucked handkerchiefs in there. Definitely poor, in my opinion.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...iano-seizing-moment-clubs--MARTIN-SAMUEL.html

The Daily Fail at their best.

 

I closed the window after reading the first couple of sentences. Fair play to anyone who reads the rest of that pile of ****!

 

Saw it earlier. Martin Samuel is such a cretin. Seems to have had issues with NC since he sacked his buddy Pardew.

I remember him referring to Cortese as "a little monster". So many inaccuracies in the article.

He got when Liebherr died wrong, moans that we never sing Katarina's name (we sing Markus' name every game no?).

Just a pile of **** article.

 

Same here read like a paragraph before I couldn't read any more.

 

The article must be really really **** if you didn't post it when you read it earlier!

 

Cortese out, Lowe in.

 

Spot on

 

I heard the most outrageous (but quite amusing) parenting story ever this afternoon, courtesy of a colleague of my Dad.

It was just too much, as bad as it probably is I did find myself laughing.

 

It's not so much that he got many small details wrong, it was that he put the worst possible twist into every situation. I have thought before that certain journalists must sit at their desks and wonder how they got to be how they were instead of being the news reporters they started out to be. I'd hate to be a journalist, because the reality is, that much of the time you have to invent scenarios, instead of reporting, because you haven't enough detailed data, and your editor wants attention seeking reports and articles to read. Honesty must be the first attribute that gets dropped by most in that profession.

 

Must be about time for a new Beefy's Corner.

 

Well spotted Tom.

They do come around quickly.

 

Massive spam session to get my post count up

 

Just doing my not606 duty.

 

I'm in 3rd at the moment.

 

Be ultra quick then as a new Beefy's is about to start.