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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member
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    **** folding it <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 16, 2013
  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I fold it neatly along the creases <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Apr 16, 2013
  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    I used to use the creases but prefer the central area to be thinker than the ends for extra cushioning <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2013
  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Good thinking.

    I'm off for a dump now so I'll let you know which I prefer shortly <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Apr 16, 2013
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 16, 2013
  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Update :

    It ws fat in the middle so really hurt but I hand to push through the pain as it was already half way out so I was committed <laugh>

    Did my usual fold along the cease as I was slightly traumatised by the girth of the dump that I went back to old habits <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Apr 16, 2013
  7. Milk Milk

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    I use the three sea shells.
     
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    Milk Milk, Apr 16, 2013
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    And a time machine...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2013
  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    Least it was paid for Baz <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2013
  10. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    No, just ahead of my time.

    KingEric doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
     
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    Milk Milk, Apr 16, 2013

  11. Super G Ted'inho

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    Just tried the scrumpled up version, you guys are ****ing weird!

    Eric: thought you used sandpaper :huh:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  12. Enricky.

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    We're weird? Said the guy who folds his toilet roll ... TO WIPE HIS ASS! <doh>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 17, 2013
  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    Folded is natural and provides comfort. Scrumpling creates rough edges and a less smooth swipe <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  14. Enricky.

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    Whatever floats ur boat Gerrez <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 17, 2013
  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Next topic:

    Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  16. Magic Ted

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    Stand up and do it as you brush your teeth (First/last poo of the day only)
     
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    Magic Ted, Apr 17, 2013
  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    I can understand the multi-tasking but standing up? <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  18. Darth Plagueis

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    Just stop getting your horse radish in my cucumber sanwiches?

    ****ing ****s.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Apr 17, 2013
  19. Jesus Christ.

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    I'll do that when you stop putting marmite on my crumpets. That is Satans paste.
     
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    Jesus Christ., Apr 17, 2013
  20. Treat Williams

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    This is only any good if you know your left from your right and can do the rub belly/pat head thing. If not, the results could be disastrous.
     
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    Treat Williams, Apr 17, 2013
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