Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

[Enricky.]

**** folding it

 

[KingEric07.]

I fold it neatly along the creases

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I fold it neatly along the creases

I used to use the creases but prefer the central area to be thinker than the ends for extra cushioning

 

[KingEric07.]

I used to use the creases but prefer the central area to be thinker than the ends for extra cushioning

Good thinking.

I'm off for a dump now so I'll let you know which I prefer shortly

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

FFS

 

[KingEric07.]

Update :

It ws fat in the middle so really hurt but I hand to push through the pain as it was already half way out so I was committed

Did my usual fold along the cease as I was slightly traumatised by the girth of the dump that I went back to old habits

 

[Milk Milk]

I use the three sea shells.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I use the three sea shells.

And a time machine...?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Update :

It ws fat in the middle so really hurt but I hand to push through the pain as it was already half way out so I was committed

Did my usual fold along the cease as I was slightly traumatised by the girth of the dump that I went back to old habits

Least it was paid for Baz

 

[Milk Milk]

I use the three sea shells.

And a time machine...?

No, just ahead of my time.

KingEric doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Just tried the scrumpled up version, you guys are ****ing weird!

Eric: thought you used sandpaper

 

[Enricky.]

Just tried the scrumpled up version, you guys are ****ing weird!

Eric: thought you used sandpaper

We're weird? Said the guy who folds his toilet roll ... TO WIPE HIS ASS!

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

We're weird? Said the guy who folds his toilet roll ... TO WIPE HIS ASS!

Folded is natural and provides comfort. Scrumpling creates rough edges and a less smooth swipe

 

[Enricky.]

Folded is natural and provides comfort. Scrumpling creates rough edges and a less smooth swipe

Whatever floats ur boat Gerrez

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Next topic:

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?

 

[Magic Ted]

Next topic:

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?

Stand up and do it as you brush your teeth (First/last poo of the day only)

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Stand up and do it as you brush your teeth (First/last poo of the day only)

I can understand the multi-tasking but standing up?

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Just stop getting your horse radish in my cucumber sanwiches?

****ing ****s.

 

[Jesus Christ.]

Just stop getting your horse radish in my cucumber sanwiches?

****ing ****s.

I'll do that when you stop putting marmite on my crumpets. That is Satans paste.

 

[Treat Williams]

Stand up and do it as you brush your teeth (First/last poo of the day only)

This is only any good if you know your left from your right and can do the rub belly/pat head thing. If not, the results could be disastrous.