Shearer's ebar

Can I open my eyes now?

 

Thanks LTF, at least I know what one looks like now.

 

I know all about condoms .... could have gone on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject

 

Do tell, I know nothing about them.

 

Thank you Gandalf, you're the best we've had in tonight.













and I don't mean the jokes.

 

A comedy set worthy of your 20,000 rep good sir!

 

What is it you'd like to know honey .... don't be shy

taught teenagers about contraception for several years ... so would be surprised to hear a question I haven't heard before

 

I've got this rash....

 

Too late for condoms now!

 

Would you like me to take a look?

Thought you didn't know what they were for AB ..... surely you weren't lying to me

 

Did the line "I've started so I'll finish" come up?

 

If I remember correctly .... lots of things came up

 

Would I ever?

 

Well I am horrified at the thought

 

Yes please. Just pop downstairs. I'm still on the sofa in my Dinosaur onesie.

 

Triceratops? Horny!

 

Godzilla styleeee baby!

 

Hmmm, with that AV you sure it isn't dirty old, stained long Johns - Albert Steptoe styleeeee?

 

With *** burns too? You rumbled me.... Aaaaaaaarrrrrolld!

 

You diirrrrrtttyyyy old man!