Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

And my last one for the evening ladies and gents;

My girlfriend says I'm childish. That I make stupid innuendo based jokes....

She also griped "You can't commit to anything"

"I can" I protested, "it just takes a while for me to concentrate and be serious..."

"How long is that?", that's what she said.

Can I open my eyes now?

 

[Agent Bruce]

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Thanks LTF, at least I know what one looks like now.

 

[Minxy]

I know all about condoms .... could have gone on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject

 

[Agent Bruce]

I know all about condoms .... could have gone on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject

Do tell, I know nothing about them.

 

[Obi Wan]

Thank you Gandalf, you're the best we've had in tonight.













and I don't mean the jokes.

 

[Obi Wan]

Wait a minute... does that mean you have my dominatrix outfit?

I'll drive round and pick it up!

A comedy set worthy of your 20,000 rep good sir!

 

[Minxy]

Do tell, I know nothing about them.

What is it you'd like to know honey .... don't be shy

taught teenagers about contraception for several years ... so would be surprised to hear a question I haven't heard before

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I've got this rash....

 

[Agent Bruce]

I've got this rash....

Too late for condoms now!

 

[Minxy]

I've got this rash....

Would you like me to take a look?

Too late for condoms now!

Thought you didn't know what they were for AB ..... surely you weren't lying to me

 

[Obi Wan]

I know all about condoms .... could have gone on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject

Did the line "I've started so I'll finish" come up?

 

[Minxy]

Did the line "I've started so I'll finish" come up?

If I remember correctly .... lots of things came up

 

[Agent Bruce]

Would you like me to take a look?



Thought you didn't know what they were for AB ..... surely you weren't lying to me

Would I ever?

 

[Minxy]

Would I ever?

Well I am horrified at the thought

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Would you like me to take a look?



Thought you didn't know what they were for AB ..... surely you weren't lying to me

Yes please. Just pop downstairs. I'm still on the sofa in my Dinosaur onesie.

 

[Obi Wan]

Yes please. Just pop downstairs. I'm still on the sofa in my Dinosaur onesie.

Triceratops? Horny!

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Triceratops? Horny!

Godzilla styleeee baby!

 

[Obi Wan]

Hmmm, with that AV you sure it isn't dirty old, stained long Johns - Albert Steptoe styleeeee?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Hmmm, with that AV you sure it isn't dirty old, stained long Johns - Albert Steptoe styleeeee?

With *** burns too? You rumbled me.... Aaaaaaaarrrrrolld!

 

[Obi Wan]

You diirrrrrtttyyyy old man!