Shearer's ebar

Couldn't find red wine. Will these do?

 

well ... that might just do the trick

.... apologies now for any bad behaviour that may follow

 

What's the bars policy on under-age drinking...?

 

If you support Newcastle, you probably need it

 

Sorry GCT, we simply cannot condone under age drinking in here. I'll have to take those drinks bak off you I'm afraid. (hic)

Gandalf, you should know better! Just because kids are small it doesn't mean they can drink like Dwarves or Hobbits!

 

I'm 6'2"

 

So that's why you behave like a big kid!

 

@FootballFunnys: BREAKING: Inter Milan say they'll accept £10M for Coutinho. Liverpool have bid £35M.

 

Look at 8th place

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^^^^^^. Never knew Tash did ski jumping

 

Tash isn't called Andreas.

 

I can't believe how boring it is today! Why have we not completed our daily signing? We're leaving it a bit late to get somebody in today now. That means we'll need to sort out two deals tomorrow. We can do without this kind of pressure. Come on Mike, sort it out!

 

Mike might be at Mass on Sunday's.

 

Of course, silly me. So that's three deals that need sorting on Monday then!

 

No, but he is sponsored by Andrex.

 

He might be there a bit longer if he's at confession.

 

Ooooh. By the time he comes out from there, Pardew's contract will have expired.

 

Short arse ****.

 

Looks like Tiote will be extending his stay at the ACON. Will give Sissoko a chance for a run out to prove what he can do.

 

Fellas, how do we get our titles changed to Modérateur?