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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

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    We'll try to manage in your absence Obi.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    When learning the ways of the Long Pee one must be careful how to apply the dragon's claw grip. This is an advanced and lethal move, which takes years to master. In the wrong hands, it could have devastating consequences. And remember, one who wishes to master the ways of the Long Pee must first master patience.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    AB has the yellow star!
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

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    Having my first drink in a week.

    My God, it's harder to swallow if you haven't had it in a while!

    lol!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'm surprised you have any left (double entendre intended)
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Wonder how hard it is for Girlzilla to swallow?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Why do you think she's soooo big? When Tash first heard we were signing Debuchy...
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The bucket of buckets
     
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  9. Darth Gogledd

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I can hear Tash's echo now....
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    He'd fill that in no time!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He'd need a safety rope first
     
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  13. Darth Gogledd

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    WIll this do:

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  14. Obi Wan

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    Do you like pictures of huge objects?


    Or are they very small people?


    Or are the people just very far away?
     
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  15. Minxy

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    You going to offer to buy a girl a drink Obi ?
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Only a very, very special girl. What can I get you Minxy?
     
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  17. Minxy

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    red wine please




    .... but beware



    .... couple of glasses & I get very friendly :D
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Coming right up!






    I'll get the wine as well.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Three glasses of your finest red for the lady, barman.
     
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  20. Minxy

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    LOL .... you have been warned ;)
     
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