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Next best thing?

 

Hmmmmmm... not bad. Not bad at all.

 

Just seen the weather forecast. There are going to be ****loads of postponements in the football league this weekend.

 

Yellow snow warning for Southampton tomorrow.

 

But our game will go on if Everton can get here.

 

Did you know that snow officially fell in Southampton today..? Yeah, blink and you missed it.

Look, I'm a vintage sledge rider and can do a bit on skis if I can remember the down-up-weighting or the up-down-weighting of particular skis. We're not going to get anything significant down here in Southampton**. Anywhere else is up for grabs. You might have feet of snow.

**And I have several hats to eat.

 

I've got an amber warning here in the south west of London. Hmmm, good job my exam was on Tuesday rather than tomorrow. Some people are in the **** as they do have an exam tomorrow. But the uni has planned for this so it should be fine.

 

Yellow snow warning? Why? Are all the publics loos going to be closed?

I think we should be told.

 

Don't go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow

You have been warned

 

I guarantee it won't snow in Chichester.

 

Ah, that reminds me. According to Frank Zappa, Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow

 

Jurgen Klopp says Robin Van Persie is the best centre forward ever. The man must have a short memory.

 

Ahh Frank Zappa. Talent.

 

Yeah I reckon Shearer was far better.

 

Definitely. And Raúl, Henry, Bergkamp, Cantona, Ronaldo.

 

You mean the original Ronaldo and not that Portugese upstart, of course..?

 

Of course.

 

Oh and possibly Davor Suker and Del Piero too.

Edit: and Shevchenko, Owen, Baggio and Van Basten.

 

he isn't even the best striker around at the moment

 

And Lambert