Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

[Joe!]

Just checked r/laurarobson, nothing, looks like it's not the site for me.

http://www.reddit.com/r/taylorswift

Next best thing?

 

[Dan]

http://www.reddit.com/r/taylorswift

Next best thing?

Hmmmmmm... not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[tomw24]

Just seen the weather forecast. There are going to be ****loads of postponements in the football league this weekend.

 

[Qwerty]

Yellow snow warning for Southampton tomorrow.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Just seen the weather forecast. There are going to be ****loads of postponements in the football league this weekend.

But our game will go on if Everton can get here.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Yellow snow warning for Southampton tomorrow.

Did you know that snow officially fell in Southampton today..? Yeah, blink and you missed it.

Look, I'm a vintage sledge rider and can do a bit on skis if I can remember the down-up-weighting or the up-down-weighting of particular skis. We're not going to get anything significant down here in Southampton**. Anywhere else is up for grabs. You might have feet of snow.

**And I have several hats to eat.

 

[tomw24]

Yellow snow warning for Southampton tomorrow.

I've got an amber warning here in the south west of London. Hmmm, good job my exam was on Tuesday rather than tomorrow. Some people are in the **** as they do have an exam tomorrow. But the uni has planned for this so it should be fine.

 

[Channonfodder]

Yellow snow warning? Why? Are all the publics loos going to be closed?

I think we should be told.

 

[shoot_spiderman]

Yellow snow warning for Southampton tomorrow.

Don't go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow

You have been warned

 

[JDub]

I guarantee it won't snow in Chichester.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Don't go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow You have been warned

Ah, that reminds me. According to Frank Zappa, Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow

 

[Joe!]

Jurgen Klopp says Robin Van Persie is the best centre forward ever. The man must have a short memory.

 

[JDub]

Ah, that reminds me. According to Frank Zappa, Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow

Ahh Frank Zappa. Talent.

 

[JDub]

Jurgen Klopp says Robin Van Persie is the best centre forward ever. The man must have a short memory.

Yeah I reckon Shearer was far better.

 

[Joe!]

Yeah I reckon Shearer was a far better.

Definitely. And Raúl, Henry, Bergkamp, Cantona, Ronaldo.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Definitely. And Raúl, Henry, Bergkamp, Cantona, Ronaldo.

You mean the original Ronaldo and not that Portugese upstart, of course..?

 

[Joe!]

You mean the original Ronaldo and not that Portugese upstart, of course..?

Of course.

 

[Joe!]

Oh and possibly Davor Suker and Del Piero too.

Edit: and Shevchenko, Owen, Baggio and Van Basten.

 

[MMJ]

he isn't even the best striker around at the moment

 

[Dan]

And Lambert