Shearer's ebar

If you can get people to believe that .... the money will be worth it

 

You'll no doubt get buttered up.

 

Is that her waist measurement or her bust?

 

I think she will defo have big bangers. I like that she is a strumpet after a few drinks. I wonder if she plays the trumpet?

 

[video=youtube;cmTGGpb5_Cw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmTGGpb5_Cw&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LL-MD4rta7UWDvcQ2NmwU0ww[/video]

 

[video=youtube;_A4ENwFVjL0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A4ENwFVjL0&feature=autoplay&list=LL-MD4rta7UWDvcQ2NmwU0ww&playnext=1[/video]

Click the red box at the bottom to get rid of the text on the vid.

If you laugh at this vid then you're an evil bastard

 

Its not real, its from a Belgian comedy series (or so I've been told). Still very funny though.

 

Which trumpet would we be talking about here?

 

It wont playTash.

 

XD ****ing typical, that vid has been up for years, yet it gets taken down today!

 

Anyone got a bottle of wine open?

 

The only bottle I have open is an empty bottle of vodka.

 

Well the most common types are the Bb and C but she doesn't strike me as common.

Actually on looking into trumpeting it has quite a sexual content to it.

The following are all commonly used phrases:

Flutter tonguing
Double tonguing
Triple tonguing
Doodle tongue
Vibrato
Fingering.........................

 

Yes, one must get one's fingering correct when trumpeting, I can confirm that...






Anyway...





Drinks on me tonight, see how far you can rack up the bill before I re-appear tomorrow!

And here's some takeaway for Tash when he's mortal after a couple

 

& a bag of crisps please

 

POSH win

 

Nice 1

 

Yes against the team who started the day in 3rd place.

 

so chuffed we didn't lose to them

.... they hate us since we accidently beat them in the playoff final a couple of years ago

 

Sounds about right, they didn't even like Lee Clark.