Another step in the right direction for the Posh, think I'll let Minx get an early round in, 'Desperado' for me please!
Didn't remember to set my clock back, and woke up at half 5 instead of half 6. lol! Oh well. I'll get into work nice and fresh I suppose.
Holy ****. I had a really ****ty headache today, and I listened to this with earphones on and it was in inside 10 mins.
I just got a cold shiver of disgust when I read that! I realise you are only jesting (hopefully, otherwise I feel for your bloke). However the only hair I like a women to have is on her head. Or a neatly preened nether region if you must. I really can't get my head round women with hairy pits or legs or tooshie. I think I told you all about my experience with a set of hairy nipples in my youth. I think it has scarred me.
Well there's the clue... You don't wrap it around them... Unless my school sex ed class was woefully misinformed!
My missus grew a tash last Movember and didn't shave her legs for the month either. I managed to get the tash off with a blowtorch and a cut throat razor but had to borrow a mate's strimmer for the legs.