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Reading a paper online the other day there was an article showing a red map with grave warnings the temperature could reach 36c and even go up to 38c when everyone would be at risk and shouldn’t go out, travel etc. Next to it was an article about a great chance to get away on flights costing only £70 fora cheap holidaysto somewhere where it averaged 39c at this time of year.
Unless your place of work happens to have a swimming pool and a bar and you’re allowed to wear swimwear all day, the two aren’t really comparable.Reading a paper online the other day there was an article showing a red map with grave warnings the temperature could reach 36c and even go up to 38c when everyone would be at risk and shouldn’t go out, travel etc. Next to it was an article about a great chance to get away on flights costing only £70 fora cheap holidaysto somewhere where it averaged 39c at this time of year.
A couple of weeks ago, I found a fantastic holiday in Spain, starting yesterday. The missus wouldn’t go, ‘not while it’s so nice here’.
So, it is dangerous to go outside or travel here if it reaches above 36c here but not to lie about all day in 39c in another country.Unless your place of work happens to have a swimming pool and a bar and you’re allowed to wear swimwear all day, the two aren’t really comparable.
A couple of weeks ago, I found a fantastic holiday in Spain, starting yesterday. The missus wouldn’t go, ‘not while it’s so nice here’.
I didn’t mention work. It was saying don’t go outside in that heat, 36c and 38c was a threat to life.
Having done a Nile cruise in the dryest heat I’ve ever known , 45deg , some years ago the current weather is f*** all ! LOL
I was in the middle east a couple of weeks ago....48c. I really wouldn't wish that on anyone, it was horrible
I did 49C in Iraq in 2018, humidity was bearable though. The worst was Qatar 45C and 80% humidity
I went into the Sahara in Southern Tunisia in the mid seventies, no sun cream - I could feel my skin lifting - lobster man
Yer the humidity was way up so it was horrible, out it the middle of the desert doing some testing and the wind whipping up the sand felt like someone putting a *** out on your face
I was working in Las Vegas in a heatwave in 2006, it hit 47.2 degrees, there was absolutely nobody on the streets except me, mad dogs and Englishmen and all that...
I've also regularly been in Hong Kong when the humidity was at 100%, you're just soaking wet the minute you walk outside, it's thoroughly unpleasant.
I've also regularly been in Hong Kong when the humidity was at 100%, you're just soaking wet the minute you walk outside, it's thoroughly unpleasant.
It hit 16 degrees here for three consecutive days once in 2018. It was a ****ing nightmare. Shops sold out of ice cream, sun cream, fans and flip flops. Ppl were staggering around the streets barely able to breath. I mean, it still rained and was cloudy, but it's the temp that counts.
When it hits 16C in Glasgow, the jocks are wearing t-shirts and eating ice cream to cool themselves down
That is the third time that has been posted. We have all seen it already
Not many Ice cream parlours in Glasgow mate,it's mostly vape shops now but the good news is you can buy various Ice cream flavoured 'big puff vapes'
I haven't been there for decades, so my knowledge of Glasgow is a tad out of date.Not many Ice cream parlours in Glasgow mate,it's mostly vape shops now but the good news is you can buy various Ice cream flavoured 'big puff vapes'
My advice would be to keep it that way,it's in a serious state of decline
I'll nip in myself this afternoon with my shorts on but not for an Ice Cream and I'll stay away from the City Centre as it's become a hot spot for drug deals and violence.
Any Yanks rolling up because they fell in love with the Tartan Army will be sorely disappointed. Especially if there is a Celtic v Rangers game on.My advice would be to keep it that way,it's in a serious state of decline
I'll nip in myself this afternoon with my shorts on but not for an Ice Cream and I'll stay away from the City Centre as it's become a hot spot for drug deals and violence.
Any Yanks with a modicum of intelligence would(and do) make their way to Edinburgh,as do the Chinese and Japanese.
And trust me...Rangers and Celtic ultras would be the least of their worries.
Pah
If that was 1970’s or before I’d have got my swing ball set out n smashed everyone at it