Off Topic Offensive Jokes thread mark 2

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My advice would be to keep it that way,it's in a serious state of decline:emoticon-0148-yes:

I'll nip in myself this afternoon with my shorts on but not for an Ice Cream and I'll stay away from the City Centre as it's become a hot spot for drug deals and violence.
I can resist anything but temptation.

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I can resist anything but temptation.

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Funnily enough,my wife and I are visiting the 2017 recipient in the very near future for our upcoming aniversary :emoticon-0148-yes:

Though I'm not so sure she'll be given a traditional warm welcome to such a fine City given the fact she's a 'sweaty sock' though I'm sure she'll cope...
 
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