If I were the owner of a French club, I'd not only look at hairy ladies and think "yum", I'd look at Newcastle making an enormous profit off french imports and think "wat one min-ut! Perrhappps I cuddd makkkk such moneee"...
Tiote, as it stands, forms one half of a duo that I honestly find myself thinking is the best in the premier league... Honestly... Go on, you think it's ridiculous... Then, wat one min-ut! It hits you... Of a CM pairing, they are top 3 at least...
Before he arrived at this club, we had Smith playing DM, with his rash tackles and glorious locks... Our midfield was composed of wingers and barely more than this lion-spawn running around like an unleashed hannibal lecter... When Tiote arrived, the team changed formation, style and what's more, it changed for the better... No longer was CM a position for a bearded concubine, or a scouse goal-hanger, it became the channel through which the very gates of footballing heaven emerged....
This leads me to an inevitable conclusion... Cheick Tiote is not a man... He is a philosophy...
How much would you pay for this idea? For Manchester United, it is a perspective every fan demands from those in red... For Chelsea, it is an outlook that would quench the anxious shuffle Ambromovich applies to his seat nearly every game... For Liverpool, well, **** it, they just want to make Newcastle United "The Best Bits", getting Anne Robinson to host it because they're used to the presence of mouldy old leather...
Such a shame that this idea is incompatible with Mike Ashley's idea... Which is a sustainable club (*cough* cashflow *cough*) that provides a middle-man service (or "stepping stone", to use a cliche) to the rich...
Unfortunately for you and I, that means never progressing, with decline inevitable as Carr eventually turns up with some South American villagers who have never even conceived of a ball shaped object, never mind evolved from using stone tools or worshipping the Royal Family...
I can't fathom a situation where Tiote doesn't leave this January or next summer, unless Ashley were willing to invest a little of the clubs outstanding profits into honing a team, which despite frequent re-incarnations due to Mike's inteference, still retains great potential... Ultimately, an investor and businessman would be looking to this root, I feel, to capitalise on a European revenue source...
Q: So, if I were manager, would I sell?
A: I can't see I have a choice.