Absolutely not, I want blood and thunder, 442 and get it into the mixer. I want pacey silky wingers, I want an enormous lump of a striker with a smaller speedier one as his partner. I want an English central midfielder who can barely string a sentence together, much less a series of passes. I want my centre backs to have at least 3 minor convictions between them.
That my friend, is how football should nay must, be played. I want my centre forwards scoring goals, drinking beer and shagging page 3 girls. I want them on the front page as well as the back. Anything else is woke nonsense.
This is a football hill I am prepared to die on. I am right, there's simply no response to this, apart from maybe "****ing hell Lincs, you're a football connoisseur. A real genius"