British Politics spam thread

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

My dog refuses to eat pork or drink alcohol. The entire household has now followed suit in order not to offend her.

Your Mrs better start dressing modestly or it will try to hump her leg

 

[Toby]

I was only playing along. Do you have alcoholic drinks at your barbecues?

Of course I ****ing do. I'm a vegetarian, not a poove.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Your Mrs better start dressing modestly or it will try to hump her leg

True. If she doesn't then she's definitely asking for it.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Of course I ****ing do. I'm a vegetarian, not a poove.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I allow neither meat nor booze at my barbecues.

Fifteen years dry in March.

 

[Pud]

I allow neither meat nor booze at my barbecues.

Fifteen years dry in March.

Don’t have them then.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I allow neither meat nor booze at my barbecues.

Fifteen years dry in March.

Like an aquaphobia pool party without a pool or water , just you in your speedos

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Like an aquaphobia pool party without a pool or water , just you in your speedos

Weird fantasies...

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Don’t have them then.

No bugger turns up.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Like an aquaphobia pool party without a pool or water , just you in your speedos

I don't bother with the Speedos.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I don't bother with the Speedos.

Do you still cut your feet ?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Real story btw

I dropped off at a small woodland park near a golf course , where the high school kids erected a swing on one of the larger oak trees.
You could get some serious air endless fun .

It was all tangled up & ripped up now.

My daughter asked if we could fix it .

Later browsing Amazon for rope to be delivered, I panicked just in case the Starm troopers put me on a terrorist watch list .

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

They should demand identification to buy rope , so under 18 knife gangs don't start lynching each other .

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[EDGE.]

Real story btw

I dropped off at a small woodland park near a golf course , where the high school kids erected a swing on one of the larger oak trees.
You could get some serious air endless fun .

It was all tangled up & ripped up now.

My daughter asked if we could fix it .

Later browsing Amazon for rope to be delivered, I panicked just in case the Starm troopers put me on a terrorist watch list .

Erecting near school kids eh?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Erecting near school kids eh?

Its a Saturday Colombo

 

[EDGE.]

Its a Saturday Colombo

Columbine eh?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Columbine eh?

I'm going to make decorative cosplay nooses & sell them on Gumtree at Halloween.

Or to lefties that hate themselves.

Disclaimer.

Duncan Donuts go hang yourself **** co www.uk in no way endorses lynching or suicide.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-of-smoke-so-why-am-i-fascinated-by-barbecues

I don’t eat meat and my wig always ends up reeking of smoke – so why am I fascinated by barbecues

Joyless sociopathic ****s

 

[Gambol]

As a kid there was a scruffy horrible cat living near me , one day it came up to me like it wanted to be stroked .
The horrible **** hissed at me & dug it's claws into my hand drawing blood.

Instinctively I punted it a good 15 foot into the wooden fence.

I would never harm a dog

That sounds very much like a story I told on here many years ago.

Only I was wearing steel toecap boots when I drop kicked the nasty **** over a 15 foot security fence.

This was back when animal control in large industry was take it as you find it.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-of-smoke-so-why-am-i-fascinated-by-barbecues

I don’t eat meat and my wig always ends up reeking of smoke – so why am I fascinated by barbecues

Yet another insightful article in the lefty loony, racist slave trade cotton industry founded Grauniad.

****ing rag of a paper funded now by Billy No Mates.