British Politics spam thread

Yes I have a vegan/veggie lbtq trans dog too

 

(I believe the woman is trolling tbf)

 

My dog refuses to eat pork or drink alcohol. The entire household has now followed suit in order not to offend her.

 

Your Mrs better start dressing modestly or it will try to hump her leg

 

Of course I ****ing do. I'm a vegetarian, not a poove.

 

True. If she doesn't then she's definitely asking for it.

 

I allow neither meat nor booze at my barbecues.

Fifteen years dry in March.

 

Don’t have them then.

 

Like an aquaphobia pool party without a pool or water , just you in your speedos

 

Weird fantasies...

 

No bugger turns up.

 

I don't bother with the Speedos.

 

Do you still cut your feet ?

 

Real story btw

I dropped off at a small woodland park near a golf course , where the high school kids erected a swing on one of the larger oak trees.
You could get some serious air endless fun .

It was all tangled up & ripped up now.

My daughter asked if we could fix it .

Later browsing Amazon for rope to be delivered, I panicked just in case the Starm troopers put me on a terrorist watch list .

 

They should demand identification to buy rope , so under 18 knife gangs don't start lynching each other .

 

Erecting near school kids eh?

 

Its a Saturday Colombo

 

Columbine eh?

 

I'm going to make decorative cosplay nooses & sell them on Gumtree at Halloween.

Or to lefties that hate themselves.

Disclaimer.

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