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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Your Mrs better start dressing modestly or it will try to hump her leg
     
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  2. Toby

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    Of course I ****ing do. I'm a vegetarian, not a poove.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    True. If she doesn't then she's definitely asking for it.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    :bandit:
     
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    I allow neither meat nor booze at my barbecues.

    Fifteen years dry in March.
     
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    Don’t have them then.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Like an aquaphobia pool party without a pool or water , just you in your speedos
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    Weird fantasies...
     
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    No bugger turns up.
     
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    I don't bother with the Speedos.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you still cut your feet ?
     
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    Real story btw

    I dropped off at a small woodland park near a golf course , where the high school kids erected a swing on one of the larger oak trees.
    You could get some serious air endless fun .

    It was all tangled up & ripped up now.

    My daughter asked if we could fix it .

    Later browsing Amazon for rope to be delivered, I panicked just in case the Starm troopers put me on a terrorist watch list .
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They should demand identification to buy rope , so under 18 knife gangs don't start lynching each other .


    Screenshot_20250222_203618_Amazon Shopping.jpg
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Erecting near school kids eh?
     
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    Its a Saturday Colombo
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Columbine eh?
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm going to make decorative cosplay nooses & sell them on Gumtree at Halloween.

    Or to lefties that hate themselves.

    Disclaimer.

    Duncan Donuts go hang yourself **** co www.uk in no way endorses lynching or suicide.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That sounds very much like a story I told on here many years ago.

    Only I was wearing steel toecap boots when I drop kicked the nasty **** over a 15 foot security fence.

    This was back when animal control in large industry was take it as you find it.
     
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