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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    Sounds like win win to me.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That cat will end up eating her eyelids when she starves to death ironically
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Idiots in this country want me to stop eating meat because climate crisis.

    Idiots in this country demand halal because diversity.

    I think we need a Venn diagram to sort this problem out.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cats are evil.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    That's why I like them.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    As a kid there was a scruffy horrible cat living near me , one day it came up to me like it wanted to be stroked .
    The horrible **** hissed at me & dug it's claws into my hand drawing blood.

    Instinctively I punted it a good 15 foot into the wooden fence.

    I would never harm a dog
     
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  10. Toby

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    Did it come to one your barbecues too?
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    As a vegan low IQ loser , do you get invited to many barbecues bruv ?
     
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  12. DMD

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  13. Toby

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    As a vegetarian and someone with a social life, yes I do.

    I don't go to as many fictional ones as you do though, doubt anyone does tbph.
     
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    Yeah everyone loves a person that hates the consumption of meat at a barbecue, it's brilliant that you think that having a barbecue is a crazy lie .

    Or kicking cats <rofl>

    I would wager 90% of people on this thread have done both things several times .
     
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    A vegetarian barbecue is an oxymoron btw like a vegan Sunday roast
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Toby's far leftist urban barbecue party

    Tarquin

    Glag you made it Tobes , we have some steaks sizzling, jerk wings & some hipster butcher bespoke sausages from Camden if you fancy a hot dog ?


    Toby

    The carbon footprint from the burning of coal alone is problematic & only Brexit voting far right Nazis eat meat, why don't you ****ing kill yourself ?

    Tarquin

    I think we have some haloumi in the fridge mate
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    We need to serve the deportation orders then put them straight in to detention while the transport is arranged. Safety first.
     
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    The sausages would of course be halal ones made from turkey and there would be no alcohol so that the muslim guests weren't offended.
     
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    It's not as though they're hard to find. A ramp and a paddy wagon at the end of the march et voilá.

    Ban halal and cut the benefits they'd starve or go home.

     
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    We had a vegetarian at a BBQ once … served 12
     
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