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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 27, 2024
  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Oh Parker
    Yes M'Lady?
    Parker, take off my coat
    Yes M'Lady
    And Parker, take off my shoes
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my dress
    Yes M'Lady
    Now Parker take off my tights
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my bra
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my panties
    Yes M'Lady
    And Parker....
    Yes M'Lady
    Wear my clothes again and I'll have you shot
    Yes M'Lady
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 27, 2024
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Boooooo, get aff the ****in stage :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    Gambol, Nov 27, 2024
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Would it help to know I did the voices as I wrote the joke out?
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 28, 2024
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I’d watch that.
    Saw a similar pic but with Roger Mellie.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 4, 2024
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Roger Mellie would struggle in these times <laugh>
     
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    Don’t think he ever made two episodes of anything. PC gone mad.
     
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    I was down the pub last night and the barman shouted “does anyone know CPR”
    I said I know the whole alphabet.
    My, we all laughed and laughed.
    Well, apart from this one bloke……
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    My neighbour has always got to go one better. How many Christmas trees does he need for god sake

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    Maybe he didn’t hear the joke
     
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    <laugh> That's tickled me.
     
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    Which one's Archie?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 5, 2024
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The one on the left...
     
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