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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The whole Western World has lost it's mind.
     
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    *its

    Did I pop? I think I did.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    That one confuses me, why is it "Dave's mind" but not "it's mind"? It's illogical.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Think of it as "hers" it wouldn't be "her's"
     
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    *Macaroni Cheese @Toby
     
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    Nope, I made an arse of it as usual.
     
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    Thanks Mon, I am sure Stopme will thank you soon enough.
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    You don't explain it, just give another example. Was waiting for @Ponders Revisited to reply tbh.
     
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    It's just a quirk of our language, bud. Possessive pronouns and the neuter singular pronouns (its) never carry an apostrophe. I can see your logic for 'your's', 'our's' and 'her's', but using an apostrophe for a possessive 'its' would complicate matters, seeing as 'it's' mostly means 'it is' or 'it has'.

    Don't let it get you down. It's just one of those things.
     
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    I didn't think you had the brains to understand the explanation from Ponders so I did a simpler one that I thought you would understand before his. I was wrong.
     
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    You're quite correct, I've no idea what Ponders was on about. When I was eleven, I was in the extra help with English class with all the ethnics. Read Jaws for homework.
     
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    You've come a long way since then, for your posts are mostly of a high standard.

    Having said that, you committed the cardinal sin with your first sentence: the comma splice. You used a comma to seperate two independent clauses when a colon would have been better.

    Yes, I am a condescending ****.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Yes I see that. I get by just about but things like, for example, a semi colon: I've no idea when to use it.
     
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    Just type 'semicolon Sussex University' into the search bar and go from there. I promise you you'll have it nailed within ten minutes. Find a resource and stick with it.

    Even the very best get confused with dashes, colons and semicolons. I've edited work by bestselling authors and been left dumbfounded by their errors.
     
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    Fook-ing bollo,cks it-s all fook:ing shi;ite.

    Coo-nts.
     
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