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Oh Parker
Yes M'Lady?
Parker, take off my coat
Yes M'Lady
And Parker, take off my shoes
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my dress
Yes M'Lady
Now Parker take off my tights
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my bra
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my panties
Yes M'Lady
And Parker....
Yes M'Lady
Wear my clothes again and I'll have you shot
Yes M'Lady
 
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GroveRanger said:
Oh Parker
Yes M'Lady?
Parker, take off my coat
Yes M'Lady
And Parker, take off my shoes
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my dress
Yes M'Lady
Now Parker take off my tights
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my bra
Yes M'Lady
Parker, take off my panties
Yes M'Lady
And Parker....
Yes M'Lady
Wear my clothes again and I'll have you shot
Yes M'Lady
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Boooooo, get aff the ****in stage :emoticon-0146-punch
 
I was down the pub last night and the barman shouted “does anyone know CPR”
I said I know the whole alphabet.
My, we all laughed and laughed.
Well, apart from this one bloke……
 
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DMD said:
I was down the pub last night and the barman shouted “does anyone know CPR”
I said I know the whole alphabet.
My, we all laughed and laughed.
Well, apart from this one bloke……
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Maybe he didn’t hear the joke
 
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