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  1. monacoger

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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2023
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    My dog has no nose....................................
     
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  3. monacoger

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    Wow, it must look really weird.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2023
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    In fact, buddy, do you remember the QED(I think) programme called The Boy David? He didn't have a nose nor most of his face and the Scottiah doctor rebuilt his face? Before our time obviously, but maybe you saw the repeat on the telly box?
     
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    I do indeed remember that from it's original screening. I wonder how things are with David now?
     
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    Jamaica!
     
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  7. monacoger

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    Nope, she did it herself. ****IN' YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS <party>
     
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    Fenian bastard by all accounts that David
     
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    Nope, he is the founder member of the Amazon Loyal
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    to be fair, he looks like one
     
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    monacoger, Jul 14, 2023
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    The wife went to the doctor’s, he said “We need to do some tests. We need a blood sample, a urine sample and a **** sample.”. So she gave him her knickers.
     
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    Grammar and punctuation correct? @monacoger
     
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    No
     
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    Where did I go wrong?
     
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    The whole .". makes no sense for starters.
     
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    No full stop within double quotes?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 14, 2023
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    Being born basically <ok>
     
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    Predictable as ever.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 14, 2023
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  20. monacoger

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    The full stop is either inside the quote or outside, depending on what you are quoting.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 14, 2023
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