Hilarious Jokes

[Easter Road 1980]

Chlorine will speed up oxidation, but it'd still rust in dechlorinated water.

Oh, and unless you're using some other agent like bromine or ozone, you wouldn't want to swim in a dechlorinated pool.

I swim in a pool of excrement.

Environmentally friendly as lefty loonies like it

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Where is this funny joke thread?

 

[monacoger]

Where is this funny joke thread?

It was here until you arrived.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

It was here until you arrived.

Now that is funny

 

[DMD]

My budgie escaped from his cage this morning and shagged the dog.

If anyone's interested i have some puppies going cheep.

 

[Saf]

My daughter came running in and said, "Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden."

Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?"

She said, "Sucking each other's cocks."

 

[DMD]

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[EDGE.]

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

Ones a kangaroo

The other is a geordie stuck in a lift!

 

[pompeymeowth]

This government is doing a fantastic job

 

[stopmeandslapme]

This government is doing a fantastic job

^^^^
Birds don't understand jokes.

 

[DMD]

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[stopmeandslapme]

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[Mick O'Toon]

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Putin on the Ritz

 

[Easter Road 1980]

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Putin on the Ritz

Been a while since I've seen that one

That and Lionel Richtea

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Been a while since I've seen that one

That and Lionel Richtea

Like fine wine, never age

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Like fine wine, never age

Yup

 

[Saf]

What do you call a factory that makes ‘okay’ products?


A satisfactory

 

[Archers Road]

Why the long face?

 

[monacoger]

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