1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Hilarious Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jul 13, 2023.

Page 2 of 40
  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

    Joined:
    May 12, 2017
    Messages:
    42,493
    Likes Received:
    53,116
    A whole nother level
     
    #21
    Toley Fart, Jul 14, 2023
    Saf likes this.
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    I give up.
     
    #22
    monacoger, Jul 14, 2023
    Toley Fart likes this.
  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    The local fish processing factory is about to close.

    The whiting has been on the wall for some time.


    :emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance
     
    #23
    DMD, Jul 14, 2023
    Saf, Mick O'Toon and Diego like this.
  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    10,023
    Likes Received:
    6,387
    That pun was cod-awful.
     
    #24
    Ponders Revisited, Jul 14, 2023
    DMD and Diego like this.
  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    please log in to view this image
     
    #25
    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
    Saf, Diego and stopmeandslapme like this.
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    I was in the fish shop the other day and the guy in front of me had a fish under his arm and asked the guy behind the counter, "have you any fishcakes?" The guy said that he didn't have any, so the guy, pointing to the fish under his arm, said, "oh, that's a shame, it's his birthday today."

    ****IN' YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS <party>
     
    #26
    monacoger, Jul 15, 2023
    Saf, Diego, stopmeandslapme and 3 others like this.
  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    I lost my dog so I put an advert in the local paper. It said "Here boy"
     
    #27
    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
    Diego likes this.
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    Volvo for sale.
     
    #28
    monacoger, Jul 15, 2023
  9. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    *Rover
     
    #29
    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
    Diego and monacoger like this.
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    <laugh><applause>
     
    #30
    monacoger, Jul 15, 2023
    Diego likes this.

  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    32,467
    Likes Received:
    25,918
    IMG-20230708-WA0002.jpg
     
    #31
    Mick O'Toon, Jul 15, 2023
    BlackAndAmberGambler, Saf, Diego and 3 others like this.
  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

    Joined:
    May 12, 2017
    Messages:
    42,493
    Likes Received:
    53,116
    What do call a paki swimming pool attendant?


    Jahangir Bandin
     
    #32
    Toley Fart, Jul 15, 2023
  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    17,975
    Likes Received:
    7,366
    Mahatma Coat.
     
    #33
    stopmeandslapme, Jul 15, 2023
  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    :huh:
     
    #34
    monacoger, Jul 15, 2023
  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

    Joined:
    May 12, 2017
    Messages:
    42,493
    Likes Received:
    53,116
    my dad says they used to give you a rubber band when you went swimming :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
    #35
    Toley Fart, Jul 15, 2023
    Diego likes this.
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    62,108
    Likes Received:
    47,883
    Why would people have a rubber band in their own swimming pool?
     
    #36
    monacoger, Jul 15, 2023
  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    Because a metal one would rust silly. <doh>
     
    #37
    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
    Diego likes this.
  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    22,202
    Likes Received:
    27,875
    Not if the water had been dechlorinated <ok>
     
    #38
    Easter Road 1980, Jul 15, 2023
  19. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    62,374
    Likes Received:
    51,808
    Chlorine will speed up oxidation, but it'd still rust in dechlorinated water. :emoticon-0147-emo:

    Oh, and unless you're using some other agent like bromine or ozone, you wouldn't want to swim in a dechlorinated pool.
     
    #39
    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

    Joined:
    May 12, 2017
    Messages:
    42,493
    Likes Received:
    53,116
    <confused>
     
    #40
    Toley Fart, Jul 15, 2023
Page 2 of 40

Share This Page