1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Hilarious Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jul 13, 2023.

Page 51 of 75
  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2018
    Messages:
    38,484
    Likes Received:
    51,779
    475062eb-5e62-4a75-bc26-17a36fa7f50c.jpeg
     
    #1001
    Saf, Nov 27, 2024
    HRH Custard VC and Diego like this.
  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2018
    Messages:
    38,484
    Likes Received:
    51,779
    :bandit:


    48c0886c-2650-48d4-9a9a-c59fd974ba62.jpeg
     
    #1002
    Saf, Nov 27, 2024
    HRH Custard VC and Diego like this.
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,968
    Likes Received:
    11,032
    #1003
    stopmeandslapme, Nov 27, 2024
  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    14,654
    Likes Received:
    9,499
    Oh Parker
    Yes M'Lady?
    Parker, take off my coat
    Yes M'Lady
    And Parker, take off my shoes
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my dress
    Yes M'Lady
    Now Parker take off my tights
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my bra
    Yes M'Lady
    Parker, take off my panties
    Yes M'Lady
    And Parker....
    Yes M'Lady
    Wear my clothes again and I'll have you shot
    Yes M'Lady
     
    #1004
    GroveRanger, Nov 27, 2024
    stopmeandslapme likes this.
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,694
    Likes Received:
    18,425
    Boooooo, get aff the ****in stage :emoticon-0146-punch
     
    #1005
    Gambol, Nov 27, 2024
  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    14,654
    Likes Received:
    9,499
    Would it help to know I did the voices as I wrote the joke out?
     
    #1006
    GroveRanger, Nov 28, 2024
    Easter Road 1980, Mick O'Toon and Gambol like this.
  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    70,747
    Likes Received:
    63,105
    upload_2024-12-1_21-18-4.jpeg
     
    #1007
    DMD, Dec 1, 2024
    Mick O'Toon, HRH Custard VC, Rorschach and 1 other person like this.
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    37,116
    Likes Received:
    21,876
    please log in to view this image
     
    #1008
    Toby, Dec 3, 2024
    Mick O'Toon likes this.
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    34,473
    Likes Received:
    28,278
    IMG-20241204-WA0001.jpg
     
    #1009
    Mick O'Toon, Dec 4, 2024
    stopmeandslapme likes this.
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,968
    Likes Received:
    11,032
    I’d watch that.
    Saw a similar pic but with Roger Mellie.
     
    #1010
    stopmeandslapme, Dec 4, 2024
    Rorschach and Mick O'Toon like this.

  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    34,473
    Likes Received:
    28,278
    Roger Mellie would struggle in these times <laugh>
     
    #1011
    Mick O'Toon, Dec 4, 2024
    Rorschach likes this.
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,968
    Likes Received:
    11,032
    Don’t think he ever made two episodes of anything. PC gone mad.
     
    #1012
    stopmeandslapme, Dec 4, 2024
    Rorschach and Mick O'Toon like this.
  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    70,747
    Likes Received:
    63,105
    I was down the pub last night and the barman shouted “does anyone know CPR”
    I said I know the whole alphabet.
    My, we all laughed and laughed.
    Well, apart from this one bloke……
     
    #1013
    DMD, Dec 4, 2024
    Mick O'Toon and Diego like this.
  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,621
    Likes Received:
    12,682
    My neighbour has always got to go one better. How many Christmas trees does he need for god sake

    469015013_1119783759527653_3489001851966808344_n.jpg
     
    #1014
    HRH Custard VC, Dec 4, 2024
    Rorschach and Diego like this.
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    37,116
    Likes Received:
    21,876
    please log in to view this image
     
    #1015
    Toby, Dec 4, 2024
    Mick O'Toon likes this.
  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

    Joined:
    May 12, 2017
    Messages:
    45,503
    Likes Received:
    55,831
    Maybe he didn’t hear the joke
     
    #1016
    Toley Fart, Dec 5, 2024
    DMD likes this.
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    37,116
    Likes Received:
    21,876
    please log in to view this image
     
    #1017
    Toby, Dec 5, 2024
    Mick O'Toon, stopmeandslapme and Ponders Revisited like this.
  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,805
    Likes Received:
    9,017
    <laugh> That's tickled me.
     
    #1018
    Ponders Revisited, Dec 5, 2024
  19. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,968
    Likes Received:
    11,032
    Which one's Archie?
     
    #1019
    stopmeandslapme, Dec 5, 2024
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    75,915
    Likes Received:
    40,278
    The one on the left...
     
    #1020
    FosseFilberto, Dec 7, 2024
    stopmeandslapme likes this.
Page 51 of 75

Share This Page