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I suppose most of those do read like a Victor Meldrew rant lol

But you get me

Yeah. Quick cremation and lob me on the pitch when 1-0 up at Loftus Road late on to waste time. That’s the plan. People pay a fortune over the course of their lives to be members of a synagogue they might go to once a year so they can be dead in a specific hole in the ground. Can’t be arsed.
 
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Yeah. Quick cremation and lob me on the pitch when 1-0 up at Loftus Road late on to waste time. That’s the plan. People pay a fortune over the course of their lives to be members of a synagogue they might go to once a year so they can be dead in a specific hole in the ground. Can’t be arsed.

Lol, that would be a ****ing brilliant way to go. Pitch invasion and a quick scattering in the centre circle before the Rabbi is tackled to the ground by some overweight steward <laugh>
 
Fireworks, grow up innit.
Gotta say I agree with this more and more as I get older.I think they should be made illegal for personal use.
Yeah by all means the official displays can still go ahead assuming they are certified to let off explosives and all health and safety measures are up to scratch.
But letting pissed up Fat Dave down the road let off a bunch of explosives in his back garden, in the middle of a council estate at night, is not only dangerous but selfish and ****ing annoying.
 
Gyms

Treadmills and exercise bikes in particular

Just put on some trainers and go out for a run, or get on a bike.
 
On that theme down here

'Wild swimming' the notion that if you go swimming and it's in the sea, then it's wild swimming.

It's just swimming.
 
Gyms

Treadmills and exercise bikes in particular

Just put on some trainers and go out for a run, or get on a bike.

Well yeah they should get rid of the treadmills to make space for more weights but then how would old people walk on a slow incline backwards for absolutely no reason?
 
Well yeah they should get rid of the treadmills to make space for more weights but then how would old people walk on a slow incline backwards for absolutely no reason?

Make them walk down an escalator ?
 
Dry Robes.

Not really Dry Robes used for their actual purpose, like if you've been for an open water swim (!) or out in the paddle board.

No, Dry Robes used as day to day coats.

There's a bloke next door but 2 to me, takes his dog for a walk in the park in shorts, Dry Robe, flip flops and a ****ing bobble hat!!!


Make your ****ing mind up mate.
 
Dry Robes.

Not really Dry Robes used for their actual purpose, like if you've been for an open water swim (!) or out in the paddle board.

No, Dry Robes used as day to day coats.

There's a bloke next door but 2 to me, takes his dog for a walk in the park in shorts, Dry Robe, flip flops and a ****ing bobble hat!!!


Make your ****ing mind up mate.

I'm on a FB group called Dry Robe ****ers

Pictures of people in dry robes in the supermarket and getting petrol etc.
 
****s a dry robe?

You mean a dressing gown?

Ffs

Nah man

Dry Robe, it's like a cross between a big towel and a dressing gown, with a waterproof outside.

Designed for getting changed after you've been swimming. Just an unnecessary item of clothing when a towel will do

Further compounded by folk wearing them to walk the dog, go shopping or visit auntie Doris in.
 
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