Shagging! Once you've seen modern pornography the standard shag just doesn't cut the mustard.
Maybe you ain't doing it right Munse lol
Shagging! Once you've seen modern pornography the standard shag just doesn't cut the mustard.
Sounds awfulNah man
Dry Robe, it's like a cross between a big towel and a dressing gown, with a waterproof outside.
Designed for getting changed after you've been swimming. Just an unnecessary item of clothing when a towel will do
Further compounded by folk wearing them to walk the dog, go shopping or visit auntie Doris in.
Sounds awful
Think Wolf Fleece for folk who are wannabe English Channel swimmers.

Any reality TV show like Big Brother or Love Island
Even worse when they have random so called celebs instead of muppets from the public
Dude, just get the **** out.
Cheesecake is boss !
Blokes really do that?Shopping
Loads of folk spend their weekends in big shopping malls buying **** they don't need.
Most blokes spend their time leaning up against the wall outside the shop on their phones, carrying loads of bags, full of stuff that their missus have just spent their week's wages grafting on to get a £300 hairdryer or some other ****.
James Nesbitt. Why people like watching this idiot play himself in every film and TV show he does is beyond me. He even managed a good James Nesbitt as a hobbit FFS.
Blokes really do that?
Lolz if she wants something then maybe I'll get it for her but bullshit is any woman taking my wages and then dragging me round the shops to spend them. ****in lolz
Shopping
Loads of folk spend their weekends in big shopping malls buying **** they don't need.
Most blokes spend their time leaning up against the wall outside the shop on their phones, carrying loads of bags, full of stuff that their missus have just spent their week's wages grafting on to get a £300 hairdryer or some other ****.
Blokes really do that?
Lolz if she wants something then maybe I'll get it for her but bullshit is any woman taking my wages and then dragging me round the shops to spend them. ****in lolz
Pisk, you just described my life every christmas.
My wife hasnt bought into the old "online shopping", she reckons going shopping is half the fun.
That may be true, if you class going to CMK shopping centre fun. There's never anywhere to park, you have to fight for spaces, then pay £1.50 an hour for the privilege of parking, then the place is packed, you are shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of strangers, a lot of whom dont believe in personal hygiene, then you have to stand in a massive queue to get to the front of a line where some teenage brat takes your money and gives you some useless ****ing knick knack you never wanted in the first place.
And thats BEFORE we had kids, now combine that with a couple of ankle biters wanting to go into every toy shop you pass, my 7 year old making me go into build-a-bear so she can pine over a £50 stuffed toy that she knows damn well I aint buying for her.....
After a few years of this, I told my wife and daughters, "I'll take you, and drop you off, then I am driving off somewhere where I can park for free and sit on Youtube for 3 hours on my phone, call me when you want picking up".