1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Popular stuff you think is ****e

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by haslam, Oct 29, 2024.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,521
    Likes Received:
    83,196
    Only decent cartoons ever was Futurama and southpark
     
    #61
  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,530
    Likes Received:
    56,978
    Some of Family Guy is very good.
     
    #62
  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,530
    Likes Received:
    56,978
    Yeah. Quick cremation and lob me on the pitch when 1-0 up at Loftus Road late on to waste time. That’s the plan. People pay a fortune over the course of their lives to be members of a synagogue they might go to once a year so they can be dead in a specific hole in the ground. Can’t be arsed.
     
    #63
    BobbyD and PINKIE like this.
  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    Lol, that would be a ****ing brilliant way to go. Pitch invasion and a quick scattering in the centre circle before the Rabbi is tackled to the ground by some overweight steward <laugh>
     
    #64
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,059
    Likes Received:
    67,510
    Fireworks, grow up innit.
     
    #65
  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    27,731
    Likes Received:
    15,429
    Gotta say I agree with this more and more as I get older.I think they should be made illegal for personal use.
    Yeah by all means the official displays can still go ahead assuming they are certified to let off explosives and all health and safety measures are up to scratch.
    But letting pissed up Fat Dave down the road let off a bunch of explosives in his back garden, in the middle of a council estate at night, is not only dangerous but selfish and ****ing annoying.
     
    #66
    Rorschach and PINKIE like this.
  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    Gyms

    Treadmills and exercise bikes in particular

    Just put on some trainers and go out for a run, or get on a bike.
     
    #67
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    On that theme down here

    'Wild swimming' the notion that if you go swimming and it's in the sea, then it's wild swimming.

    It's just swimming.
     
    #68
    NostradEmus and Chief like this.
  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,530
    Likes Received:
    56,978
    Well yeah they should get rid of the treadmills to make space for more weights but then how would old people walk on a slow incline backwards for absolutely no reason?
     
    #69
  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,009
    This is known as open water swimming round these parts.

    Also just swimming.
     
    #70
    PINKIE likes this.

  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    Make them walk down an escalator ?
     
    #71
  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,009
    Dry Robes.

    Not really Dry Robes used for their actual purpose, like if you've been for an open water swim (!) or out in the paddle board.

    No, Dry Robes used as day to day coats.

    There's a bloke next door but 2 to me, takes his dog for a walk in the park in shorts, Dry Robe, flip flops and a ****ing bobble hat!!!


    Make your ****ing mind up mate.
     
    #72
  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    I'm on a FB group called Dry Robe ****ers

    Pictures of people in dry robes in the supermarket and getting petrol etc.
     
    #73
  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,009
    Yeah, so am I!
     
    #74
    PINKIE likes this.
  15. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    14,876
    Likes Received:
    27,886
    That might be the one my mate is admin on.
     
    #75
    PINKIE likes this.
  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,521
    Likes Received:
    83,196
    Nah it's ****
     
    #76
  17. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,530
    Likes Received:
    56,978
    You’re ****.
     
    #77
  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,521
    Likes Received:
    83,196
    ****s a dry robe?

    You mean a dressing gown?

    Ffs
     
    #78
    pieguts likes this.
  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,413
    Likes Received:
    71,655
    Nah man

    Dry Robe, it's like a cross between a big towel and a dressing gown, with a waterproof outside.

    Designed for getting changed after you've been swimming. Just an unnecessary item of clothing when a towel will do

    Further compounded by folk wearing them to walk the dog, go shopping or visit auntie Doris in.
     
    #79
    Sucky likes this.
  20. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    Shagging! Once you've seen modern pornography the standard shag just doesn't cut the mustard.
     
    #80

Share This Page