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Saf said:
  • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
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  • The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
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A geordie emigrated to America in 1876 and decided to join the US Calvary in fighting the Native Americans .

One day whilst riding to a battle , the group heard a distant ominous sound - Boom , Boom , Boom, Boom .

The Geordie asked the captain what the sound was.

‘The apaches are playing War drums’ responded the captain.

‘Why the dorty thieving bastards’
 
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YourIdiotSon said:
A geordie emigrated to America in 1876 and decided to join the US Calvary in fighting the Native Americans .

One day whilst riding to a battle , the group heard a distant ominous sound - Boom , Boom , Boom, Boom .

The Geordie asked the captain what the sound was.

‘The apaches are playing War drums’ responded the captain.

‘Why the dorty thieving bastards’
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Very good <laugh> - I’m a Geordie and I’ve never heard that one before… <ok>
 
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