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  1. stopmeandslapme

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You better believe it, bet there's more than 1 Paul keeping his head down in Phibsboro today!
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

    I M LIVID
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Old but gold

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    My favourite German name is Pfister, would make a fine double-barrel with Minge.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you eat a whole one?
     
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    They were mostly quite old apart from a young Italian woman who was pretty. There was one who always kept aside my favourite: chicken and chips, in case I was in late. Funny thing is they seemed to take a liking to me at college at the halls of residence in Clapham. Angelic looking on the outside...
     
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    Herr Minge-Pfister ... make a good forum name for GC tbf ... <laugh>
     
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    I know though before today's revelation I had in mind Helmut Kuntz-Pfister.
    If I was going to change my name it would probably be to Miss Anne Thrope.
     
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    I knew a good joke once. It made me chuckle. I may remember it one day.

    See ya.
     
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