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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
    • Today my wife asked for a "perm".
    • The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
     
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    A geordie emigrated to America in 1876 and decided to join the US Calvary in fighting the Native Americans .

    One day whilst riding to a battle , the group heard a distant ominous sound - Boom , Boom , Boom, Boom .

    The Geordie asked the captain what the sound was.

    ‘The apaches are playing War drums’ responded the captain.

    ‘Why the dorty thieving bastards’
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Very good <laugh> - I’m a Geordie and I’ve never heard that one before… <ok>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I would still pump her
     
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    She'd probably burst
     
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    Burst with joy because I am pumping her?
     
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    Burst out laughing.
     
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    Most women don't tbh. You should watch some Andrew Tate videos. Eddie recommended them to me and it changed my life.
     
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    The original photo.
     
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