Paddy and Mick are walking along the road when Paddy falls through an open manhole cover. " Arrrgghhh! " screams Paddy at the bottom of his fall. "Paddy!" shouts Mick, "Have you broken anything?" "No!" shouts Paddy, "There's nothing down here."
A guy calls his boss a work... "Sorry, I'm going to be in late today. I've had a breakdown on the A77." " Oh? What happened? " "Dunno. I was driving along and the next moment I couldn't stop crying."
Guys calls his boss at work: “I’m not coming in today as I’m sick!” “how sick are you?” “Im shagging my disabled sister” .
