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Paddy and Mick are walking along the road when Paddy falls through an open manhole cover.

" Arrrgghhh! " screams Paddy at the bottom of his fall.

"Paddy!" shouts Mick, "Have you broken anything?"

"No!" shouts Paddy, "There's nothing down here."
 
Paddy and Mick are walking along the road when Paddy falls through an open manhole cover.

" Arrrgghhh! " screams Paddy at the bottom of his fall.

"Paddy!" shouts Mick, "Have you broken anything?"

"No!" shouts Paddy, "There's nothing down here."
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A guy calls his boss a work...

"Sorry, I'm going to be in late today. I've had a breakdown on the A77."
" Oh? What happened? "
"Dunno. I was driving along and the next moment I couldn't stop crying."
Guys calls his boss at work:

“I’m not coming in today as I’m sick!”

“how sick are you?”

“Im shagging my disabled sister” .