So there's a black guy, Simon, and a Muslim. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and **** appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So ****! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Muslim and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Muslim goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Pakistan, happy and everything." So ****! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to Simon and asks, "What's your one wish?" and Simon asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Muslim people are out of Britain?" The genie replies, "Yes." So Simon says, "Then I'll have a Coke."
A child and Edge walk into a forest together. The child turns to Edge and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." Edge says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
I was walking through the woods yesterday when I came across a suitcase, when I opened it, it was stuffed with a Fox, vixen and two cubs. Rather alarmed, I called the RSPCA for advice. The operator asked me ‘are they moving?’ ‘I’m not sure’ says I, ‘but it would explain the suitcase’
Mindy was late for work one morning and his boss demanded to know why. "I broke down on the way here." , says he. "Oh, I see. What happened?" "Suddenly I realised what a ***** apologist I am and I just couldn't stop crying."
Gambol cuts off two fingers on one hand in a work accident “Will I still be able to write with it?” He asks the doctor. The doctor says, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it”
