Off Topic Holidays

Some posts immediately you it isn’t a millenial or generation xyz…

 

Translation?

 

People correcting you when they should know what you meant are dim. According to Kempton anyway.

 

I am tuned to a different wavelength

 

First visit of the year to my daughter’s place in Spain.. competa, flying via Malaga.
Flight is absolutely rammed….
Where the hell are everyone going…

 

Get yourself round Malaga mate for a night out
It’s brilliant
Tapas bar after tapas bar

 

Malaga !

 

I’m in York on the puss for two days
It’s ****ing great

 

Hope you've taken plenty of rubbers with ya.

 

Bowl of milk and a quick belly rub?


Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

 

Mrs Slocombe's pussy?

 

All your bases are belong to us!

 

Here for a week… will definitely be visiting some of the places we went to last time I was here..
Love Malaga

 

A trip today to the beach in 20 degree heat wearing my usual way too short shorts lol
mrs red ****ing hates them mostly why I wear them…

 

do you call your wife mrs red ****ing?

 

Only at 7pm every other time it’s just red…

 

I've booked a trip to Italy. A full week away without the kids to Minori off the Amalfi Coast in April for my Mrs' 40th.

I know.... Just call me Shabba Ranks!

 

Fuerteventura is our go-to within Europe. Been to Gran Caneria, Lanzarote and Tenerife, but for us Fuerte has a much more laid back vibe. Also quite like Minorca but not been for quite a few years now.

Spent quite a bit of time in the US over recent years; Seattle, San Fran, New York, Orlando, San Diego, Santa Monica. SoCal (San Diego/Santa Monica) probably the nicest, I'd move to either of those locations if I had the chance. San Fran was a proper dump.

 

The Canary Islands are not in Europe, except politically

 

Sun, sea and Euros. It will do for me.