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<doh> Let us compare one set of estimates made by a pro-EU organisation with another set of estimates made by a pro-EU organisation and conclude that Brexit is the reason that food prices are rising sharply. Poor desperate Europhiles are still moaning rather than moving to their beloved Utopian United States of France.

In the world of facts, inflation in the Netherlands is 11.7 per cent, Spain is 9.8 per cent, Belgium is 9.3 per cent and Greece is 8 per cent so all is clearly well in the EU with no cost of living crisis busting forecasts by the ECB.
 
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Some responses just go to show how out of touch those posters are with modern nuclear ( or nukular as is the popular idiom) weaponry. We are not talking Hiroshima here. An opening gambit would almost certainly not get London due to the conglomeration of oligarchs there. Probably a provincial city just to test the response.
 
Labour frontbencher ‘called MP secret weapon because men want to sleep with her’.

She said that before she could reply, the shadow cabinet member had intervened to describe her as “a secret weapon” because “women want to be her friend” and men want to sleep with her.

“She is a vote winner.”

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/news...pc=U531&cvid=4ffdb1b1a7c2474e93038d8604c664af

Does she snore? I think what they mean by “men want to sleep with her” is “men want to have sex with her”.

I am not sure how the logic extrapolates from “men want to sleep with her” to “she is a vote winner” since the largest majority in the Commons belongs to Liverpool Walton MP Dan Carden (35) followed by Knowsley MP George Howarth (72) and Bootle MP Peter Dowd (64); and only the first named, a reformed alcoholic, is likely to be drooled over on Merseyside.

Only men in Ashton under Lyne can vote for her and she is currently shagging Momentum-backed Sam Tarry in London.
 
Sharon Stone’s legal team are looking at bringing a case against the Mail on Sunday for comparing her acting performance as Catherine Tramell with a common slapper. It now seems that the slapper herself was the source of the story. Obviously she had too many G&Ts on the Commons Terrace. Hoist with her own petard.

By, not with Mongster
 
Some responses just go to show how out of touch those posters are with modern nuclear ( or nukular as is the popular idiom) weaponry. We are not talking Hiroshima here. An opening gambit would almost certainly not get London due to the conglomeration of oligarchs there. Probably a provincial city just to test the response.
France being the 3rd largest holder of nuclear missiles will be hit first and we won't let you back into Britain because you will be glowing in the dark .
 
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And as a bonus brain dead Truss is working hard to ensure that Vlad incinerates you and your kids to support some far away country of which we know nothing. She hopes that it will enhance her credentials to take over from Tubs de Pfeffel, but it's high risk when you are stirring up a nutter.

Stirring up a nutter = replying to your posts. <laugh>
 
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They will be drumming this idiot out of the Labour Party, going off message in defiance of the leader, Dame Kelly Stormer.

Next somebody will be along to tell us that Dame Kelly has got a £50 Fixed Penalty Notice from Durham police – and the Durham Crime Commissioner got one as well for being at the same party. Since It has been so keen on Boris and Rishi resigning for getting FPNs, It will surely lead by example and resign. They could make the Red Witch of Stockport leader.
 
Yet another Brexit Bonus! Trade checks on imports from the EU have now been abandoned. Officially it's until the end of 2023, the subtext is that it's forever. The corollary of this is that UK businesses will permanently be trading at a disadvantage with their EU competitors. Our goods going to the EU will be subject to stringent checks, delays and costs. Theirs will be merrily waved through with a blown kiss.
 
Yet another Brexit Bonus! Trade checks on imports from the EU have now been abandoned. Officially it's until the end of 2023, the subtext is that it's forever. The corollary of this is that UK businesses will permanently be trading at a disadvantage with their EU competitors. Our goods going to the EU will be subject to stringent checks, delays and costs. Theirs will be merrily waved through with a blown kiss.

we are all getting nuked, so why worry
 
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