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British Sandwich Week

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What a glorious invention. Why is everything about Great Britain so wonderful. I don't think we have ever had a thread devoted to this tantalisingly mouth watering invention. Apparently it was the Earl Of Cucumber that came up with the idea in 1623 after he miraculously survived the sinking of the Titanic in the Pacific Ocean the year before when it was attacked by marauding aliens from a far off galaxy. I tell no word of a lie.

    Anyway, one digresses, what is everyone's favourite sandwich?

    Fill yer boots as they say....................somewhere.................probably.

    Tuna Mayonnaise is probably my favouritey wavity!! Especially with moist cucumber slices. Together with a lovely cup of black tea, Earl Grey, what a sublime culinary combination.

    :emoticon-0159-musicHeaven, I'm in heaven:emoticon-0159-music

    I don't suppose the Iranian President will be contributing to this thread.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, May 20, 2024
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I’m torn between cheese and onion, and ham and egg. Cheese and ham is not out of the question. Egg and onion probably is.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Thread of the month
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Egg.

    Bye.
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Edwina's curried eggs?

    Oh no, that was Johnny Minor after he had his really green peas with Norma.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fish finger and crisp.

    Now close the thread
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Another excellent choice of sandwich is baked beans and egg but the fried egg has to be runny for the ideal culinary delight.
     
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    Red Leicester on granary with Lurpak. A few little pickled onions on the side.

    Lovely stuff.
     
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    Coronation chicken bok bok.

    Mama hen is sitting pretty, on her nest of straw.

    Picking worms, scratching dirt, corn kernels in her craw.

    But when she squats and hurries home, she opens up her legs.

    It's not brown that's coming out, but Mama's farm fresh eggs!
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Red Lester is without a shadow of a doubt the ****tiest tasting cheese on this flat Earth.

    ****ing bowfing.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Pastrami gherkin cheese mustard
     
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    What's your favourite then, I like Ilchester applewood smoke
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Stilton or Roquefort, strong, masculine cheese not the poofterish Red Lester which is insipid, tasteless and ****. Laughing Cow is better than that ****.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Likes man cheese ^
     
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    In a bagel I expect.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No. That would be gay
     
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    Roquefort, like all French cheese, falls from Satan's anus.

    I thought you were better than that. Sadly, I was mistaken.
     
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    Wtf is gherkin cheese? Some sort of hipster veggie Jock horror?
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** off and die ****.

    No offence :confused:
     
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    Bacon and egg
     
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