British Sandwich Week

[Easter Road 1980]

What a glorious invention. Why is everything about Great Britain so wonderful. I don't think we have ever had a thread devoted to this tantalisingly mouth watering invention. Apparently it was the Earl Of Cucumber that came up with the idea in 1623 after he miraculously survived the sinking of the Titanic in the Pacific Ocean the year before when it was attacked by marauding aliens from a far off galaxy. I tell no word of a lie.

Anyway, one digresses, what is everyone's favourite sandwich?

Fill yer boots as they say....................somewhere.................probably.

Tuna Mayonnaise is probably my favouritey wavity!! Especially with moist cucumber slices. Together with a lovely cup of black tea, Earl Grey, what a sublime culinary combination.

Heaven, I'm in heaven

I don't suppose the Iranian President will be contributing to this thread.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I’m torn between cheese and onion, and ham and egg. Cheese and ham is not out of the question. Egg and onion probably is.

 

[Toley Fart]

Thread of the month

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Egg.

Bye.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Egg.

Bye.

Edwina's curried eggs?

Oh no, that was Johnny Minor after he had his really green peas with Norma.

 

[Archers Road]

Fish finger and crisp.

Now close the thread

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Another excellent choice of sandwich is baked beans and egg but the fried egg has to be runny for the ideal culinary delight.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Red Leicester on granary with Lurpak. A few little pickled onions on the side.

Lovely stuff.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Coronation chicken bok bok.

Mama hen is sitting pretty, on her nest of straw.

Picking worms, scratching dirt, corn kernels in her craw.

But when she squats and hurries home, she opens up her legs.

It's not brown that's coming out, but Mama's farm fresh eggs!

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Red Lester is without a shadow of a doubt the ****tiest tasting cheese on this flat Earth.

****ing bowfing.

 

[Toley Fart]

Pastrami gherkin cheese mustard

 

[pompeymeowth]

Red Lester is without a shadow of a doubt the ****tiest tasting cheese on this flat Earth.

****ing bowfing.

What's your favourite then, I like Ilchester applewood smoke

 

[Easter Road 1980]

What's your favourite then, I like Ilchester applewood smoke

Stilton or Roquefort, strong, masculine cheese not the ****terish Red Lester which is insipid, tasteless and ****. Laughing Cow is better than that ****.

 

[Toley Fart]

Likes man cheese ^

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Pastrami gherkin cheese mustard

In a bagel I expect.

 

[Toley Fart]

In a bagel I expect.

No. That would be gay

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Stilton or Roquefort, strong, masculine cheese not the ****terish Red Lester which is insipid, tasteless and ****. Laughing Cow is better than that ****.

Roquefort, like all French cheese, falls from Satan's anus.

I thought you were better than that. Sadly, I was mistaken.

 

[Archers Road]

Pastrami gherkin cheese mustard

Wtf is gherkin cheese? Some sort of hipster veggie Jock horror?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Roquefort, like all French cheese, falls from Satan's anus.

I thought you were better than that. Sadly, I was mistaken.

**** off and die ****.

No offence

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Bacon and egg