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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Let's hope France gets Nuked first we will be totally unscathed according to the spastics <laugh>
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

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    <doh> Let us compare one set of estimates made by a pro-EU organisation with another set of estimates made by a pro-EU organisation and conclude that Brexit is the reason that food prices are rising sharply. Poor desperate Europhiles are still moaning rather than moving to their beloved Utopian United States of France.

    In the world of facts, inflation in the Netherlands is 11.7 per cent, Spain is 9.8 per cent, Belgium is 9.3 per cent and Greece is 8 per cent so all is clearly well in the EU with no cost of living crisis busting forecasts by the ECB.
     
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    Some responses just go to show how out of touch those posters are with modern nuclear ( or nukular as is the popular idiom) weaponry. We are not talking Hiroshima here. An opening gambit would almost certainly not get London due to the conglomeration of oligarchs there. Probably a provincial city just to test the response.
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Does she snore? I think what they mean by “men want to sleep with her” is “men want to have sex with her”.

    I am not sure how the logic extrapolates from “men want to sleep with her” to “she is a vote winner” since the largest majority in the Commons belongs to Liverpool Walton MP Dan Carden (35) followed by Knowsley MP George Howarth (72) and Bootle MP Peter Dowd (64); and only the first named, a reformed alcoholic, is likely to be drooled over on Merseyside.

    Only men in Ashton under Lyne can vote for her and she is currently shagging Momentum-backed Sam Tarry in London.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    By, not with Mongster
     
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    France being the 3rd largest holder of nuclear missiles will be hit first and we won't let you back into Britain because you will be glowing in the dark .
     
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    Would Marseille be damaged much, if they bombed Portsmouth?
     
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  8. QuarterMoonII

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    Stirring up a nutter = replying to your posts. <laugh>
     
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    I honestly don't know, so try to be nice.
     
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    Clearly you never read Shakespeare. I substituted her for his.

    Correct usage of an attributable phrase versus your incorrect grammatical pedantry. <doh>
     
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    They will be drumming this idiot out of the Labour Party, going off message in defiance of the leader, Dame Kelly Stormer.

    Next somebody will be along to tell us that Dame Kelly has got a £50 Fixed Penalty Notice from Durham police – and the Durham Crime Commissioner got one as well for being at the same party. Since It has been so keen on Boris and Rishi resigning for getting FPNs, It will surely lead by example and resign. They could make the Red Witch of Stockport leader.
     
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    Yet another Brexit Bonus! Trade checks on imports from the EU have now been abandoned. Officially it's until the end of 2023, the subtext is that it's forever. The corollary of this is that UK businesses will permanently be trading at a disadvantage with their EU competitors. Our goods going to the EU will be subject to stringent checks, delays and costs. Theirs will be merrily waved through with a blown kiss.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    we are all getting nuked, so why worry
     
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    Well you are Kustardy. I'll be in Gascony.
     
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    you will still die from radiation you dumb ****
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a penis!

    Proud of it, too :grin:
     
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    Tina said its too small to be called a penis
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Small and tasty. Yes, it's a cracker. :grin:
     
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  20. DMD

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    That's what Lorena Bobbit said.
     
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