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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    EVEN TAKING THAT INTO ACCOUNT YOU WOULD STILL BE WRONG your answer was 28 even Jerwemy Corbyn wasnt that wrong
     
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  2. Jammy 07

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    Nah, get the trophy back and alert the engraver <laugh>
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><devil>
     
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  4. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Anyway who gives a fook, it's only a bit if fun...

    Are we all Barnsley tonight ?
     
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  5. milkyboy

    milkyboy Well-Known Member

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    Jammy’s right

    Except no one is right as there’s no brackets in the final sum, so multiple answers are possible

    only saying ;)
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    was your dad in the Gestapo by any chance
     
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  7. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    So you're the winner then ?

    Roger, can you get another trophy for the chief moron <laugh>
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you already hold it and your knuckles are white holding it that tight so ill let you keep it....:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i won nothing ,I published a quiz as joke to keep you guys amused that's why its on the Jokes page, Its just a shame there are some sore losers who don't want to let it go,
     
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  10. Jammy 07

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    Alright Bamber...keep your hair on <laugh>
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ok Joe Biden do you want to sniff it
     
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  12. Jammy 07

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    Jeez...first you make me sore and now you want me to sniff ya.

    Let me have a beer and think about it <laugh>
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss::emoticon-0109-kiss::emoticon-0109-kiss::emoticon-0109-kiss: hope that will keep you quiet for a while at least
     
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  14. Jammy 07

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    No homophobes on the Leeds board Rog...

    We're marching on, in and out together <ok>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    HAVING GETTING TO KNOW YOU I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP YOU GETTING TOO EXCITED, PRETENDING YOU HAD A CHANCE<laugh><laugh><laugh><cheers>:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  16. Jammy 07

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    You're too kind ya big ****ta...

    Why do I always read your posts in the style of Windsor Davies <laugh>
     
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    Jammy does have a good point re the clock face.
    But as I am in a different time zone it still makes me the winner.<laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    hoi theres no win by default give the cup to Jammy ...no wait a min he was miles away even with the clock face and he had a few goes<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    We are so lucky to still have jobs currently.

    I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough.

    He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
     
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