Premature Ejaculation. I remember going on a first date when I had to broach this subject. We had only been in the restaurant 10 minutes when I blurted out “ I have to explain something, I suffer from Premature Ejaculation” “That’s presumptuous” she replied, “I haven’t decided whether I was going to sleep with you. “ “ I know it’s just I didn’t want you to think I had wet myself. “
My grandfather was having sex at 29 but he lived at 27. I've got a spare uncle out there somewhere (True story)
A man tells his Rabbi that he has the desire to live for ever. The Rabbi advises him to marry. "Will that ensure I live for ever?" "No, it it remove the desire."
I think I've been watching too much porn on my computer. I tried to log on last night and I got a message saying, 'Not tonight, I've got a headache.'
To the woman in ASDA with the screaming kids. If you're wondering how the condoms got into your trolley you're welcome