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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Make mine a double then my holiness.....hic !......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 27, 2020
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    All stocked up for the coming Sunday Rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 30, 2020
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    Many Happys to you , Woops.
    I’m stocked, cocked and raring to go.
    Where we going?
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2020
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    What about a church outing to the seaside ? Stop at a few hostelries on the way there........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 30, 2020
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    l’ll stop anywhere.
    I’ve a weak bladder!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2020
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    Sorry, did you say you are related to Blackadder ? Call me Baldrick.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2020
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    Donations,
    Donations please!
    Donations!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 1, 2021
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    I've already donated to the local sperm bank today :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 1, 2021
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    Were they open or shut .... or didn’t it matter?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 2, 2021
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    I had a helping hand from the receptionist <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 2, 2021
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    Back to serious matters - when is the church outing / pub crawl then ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 5, 2021
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    I more interested in the helping hand you got.
    Did it lead you astray?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 6, 2021
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    Amazing what you can get on the NHS nowadays :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2021
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    Roll up, roll up, Sunday is approaching!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 7, 2021
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    But, I don't smoke your reverence, can I have a second gin instead ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 7, 2021
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    His reverence is presumably otherwise engaged :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 8, 2021
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    Free gin to all parishioners who arrive early for the church service.

    Footnote- Must stay for the whole service, otherwise, a back charge of $10 per shot applies.

    The church is also putting on ‘working girls’ as an added bonus to early arrivals.

    First served, first come!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 8, 2021
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    What about a special offer on fallen women ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 8, 2021
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    The Reverend will let you sort that one out.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 8, 2021
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    Well, that was helpful of you !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 9, 2021
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