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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Next Sunday is the last one before Christmas, so it should be a decent collection plate full of cash from all the local sinners....
     
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  2. Didley Squat

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    l’ll drink, hic, to that...... Woops ole mate.
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    Surely you haven't started on the Communal wine already, Rev ?! Leave some for me for Sunday...
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    l’m off to the Confessional as we speak, hic.....
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    I think Eric is in there at the moment.....
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    What a great Sunday ! Mince pies, mulled wine, gin, the complete works, I'm stuffed.
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Woops, you must have gone to another address.
    The church was empty.
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    It must have been the wrong church then, I wondered why they were smoking spliffs and talking in a strange language....
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    We are experiencing tough times at the local church, through lack of patronage.
    We will now only have one collection per service ............... l'm sick of having to chip in all the time!
    Even patron Kiwi has stopped coming.
    Must of been when we cut the beer out.
    Roll up, roll up!
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    I've heard through the grapevine that patron kiwi has started his own church, cutting out any religious services and merely serving alcohol. Only a rumour at the moment, but who knows, eh ?
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Sounds like Pasta Kiwi, serves up two Hail Marys and a Bloody Mary as well!
     
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    Free gin for the first five sinner's
    Fighting at the door to get in
     
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    Give us the address then !!
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    Traitor!

    No non alcoholic cooking sherry for you!
     
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    But who would the reverend diddles get to preach too
     
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    It's ok
    Can't have him guzzling the gin
    Won't be any left for the other sinners
     
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  17. Didley Squat

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    Thee who cast the first stone.......
    ...... is thee first thrower!
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    Roll up, Roll up!
     
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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    Well Rev Didley, I tried to get to Kiwi's church this morning, but was turned away, as I didn't bring a bottle. Tight wads !

    I'll turn up later at your Church of the Latter Day Boozers......hic...
     
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  20. Didley Squat

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    All good my son, Woops.
    You can guzzle as much free gin as you like at the friendly Rev Squat bar...... sorry, l mean church.

    For an added bonus, there no Xmas clocks at Squats church & grill.
     
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