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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Where was everyone ?..............did I get the wrong address ?.............who were the showgirls ?...............why such little clothing ?..............I tried to save a few of them for you Didley !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 29, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not here.
    Yes.
    No idea.
    No you didn’t.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 30, 2020
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    O.K., so I must have been dreaming, but it seemed real to me at the time.

    Even Delilah the showgirl recalls some of it .......o_O
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 30, 2020
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    She is a paid actor.
    She was told to say that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 30, 2020
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    How many of us are due to attend church next Sunday then Rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 3, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Going on current quotas, sweet fcuk all!
    Woops ...... l need to visit the Confessional.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 3, 2020
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    Roll up, roll up, it’s almost time!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 5, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    People......
    We are gathered here today......
    .... to donate to the Reverend Squat Xmas Appeal.
    Dig deep so the Reverend can help the needy ( self ).
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 5, 2020
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    I'll be there Rev ! Well, I will make it as long as my missus gives me some money for the bus........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2020
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    Sorry I was late - missed the bus, and had to walk....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2020
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    Probably left your credit card at home too!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2020
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    How dare you ! <grr> The things I do for the Church - cleaning/dusting/washing up/testing the communal wine/hic !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 8, 2020
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    Let the Reverend offer you some communal gin to smooth over any thoughts of discontent.
    Here, try this thimble full of gin.....
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 9, 2020
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    Thimble full of gin ? That's hardly going to wet the whistle is it ?! :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 9, 2020
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    Try this test dropper!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 10, 2020
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    I've been on my knees praying for months now, so i need a new pair of trousers for next Sunday.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 10, 2020
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    Tey wearing a g-string like the Reverend.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 11, 2020
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    Thongs very much !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 12, 2020
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    Who’s taking up the collection plate?
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 12, 2020
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    Never seen him before - may have been Eric ?
     
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