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Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 17, 2019.

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  1. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    Carbon monoxide
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Athletico mince<laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    That “joke” wasn’t funny the first time around.
     
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    Matth_2014, Oct 18, 2019
  4. Commachio

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    So he ain't been back to plug you up?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
  5. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Next time a bloke knocks on your door claiming to be a gas fitter, ask to see his massive tool, Matth.

    If he gets it out and shows it to you, let him in.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Or if you knocked on his door, he'd let you in, cos you are indeed a massive tool.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    He was checking for Carbon *****xide
     
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    Spurlock, Oct 18, 2019
    Munson owns Fosse, Saf, Schlem Boogerman and 1 other person like this.
  8. Commachio

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    so condemned the place?
     
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  9. Milk and Kebabs

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    I'm very glad you're alright and he wasn't a mass murderer wanting to beat you with his big spanner.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Oct 19, 2019
  10. BillyBobBallbag

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    Voiced by Andy Dawson, city legend, love it
     
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    BillyBobBallbag, Oct 19, 2019
  11. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not gay.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    OK, so you're not gay... tenor.gif
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Th(o)ughts on my earlier Arctic Monkeys-style lyrics for your non-gay encounter with the man knocking on your door?
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Oct 19, 2019
  14. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    ...or any other outsize tool.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    The Athletico Mince podcast is probably my favourite on spotify. Always worth a listen. Its Andy Dawson and Bob Mortimer and can be very funny at times.
     
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  16. Quesadaad

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    I installed Andy Dawson’s en-suite.
    I feel like at least some of the credit belongs to me, yes?
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    One of the episodes he talks about a dodgy bathroom bloke. Must be you.
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 19, 2019
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Technically it would depend on the time without eating prior to consuming the roast dinner ... the word breakfast is an amalgum of the words "break" and "fast" ... so the question hinges on whether you have indeed broken a fast, or not ...

    This has been a public information posting for the benefit of those not as intelligent as Fosse ... so all yous ****ers <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Oct 19, 2019
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    **** it! ... should have read the whole thread <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Oct 19, 2019
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