Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

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Matth_2014 said:
That “joke” wasn’t funny the first time around.
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Next time a bloke knocks on your door claiming to be a gas fitter, ask to see his massive tool, Matth.

If he gets it out and shows it to you, let him in.
 
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Skylarker said:
The Athletico Mince podcast is probably my favourite on spotify. Always worth a listen. Its Andy Dawson and Bob Mortimer and can be very funny at times.
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I installed Andy Dawson’s en-suite.
I feel like at least some of the credit belongs to me, yes?
 
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Tel said:
Humans are programmed early in life for these things.

If you had a roast dinner at 9am is that a dinner or a breakfast? It’s breakfast because it’s breakfast time but It’s still ya dinner from yesterday.

I feel like tea is what poor folk call dinner, and tea is normally some sort of chips and processed breaded dinosaur combination with some ketchup and a glass of ‘juice’.
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Technically it would depend on the time without eating prior to consuming the roast dinner ... the word breakfast is an amalgum of the words "break" and "fast" ... so the question hinges on whether you have indeed broken a fast, or not ...

This has been a public information posting for the benefit of those not as intelligent as Fosse ... so all yous ****ers <cheers>
 
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