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Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

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  1. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    around 11 mate
     
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  2. Stan

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    The title of this thread is destined to be an Arctic Monkeys track @luvgonzo
     
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  3. Bwood_Ranger

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    A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas
    Flashes an ID now he’s in my council flat
    Said he needs to do a meter reading
    Now my mum’s jewellery is gone and my arse is bleeding

    *into guitar solo*
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Oct 17, 2019
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  4. Stan

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    I wish I'd kept the door shut
    I wish I'd kept the door shut
    It's not something I'd do again
    I wish I'd kept the door shut
    I don't like being with other men
    I might just be a pup
    But you should all just grow up
     
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  5. Sucky

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    11ses as far as I've ever known is a building site thing.
     
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    Sucky, Oct 17, 2019
  6. Bwood_Ranger

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    As I laid tied up in my room for half an hour I suddenly realised we’re actually with N Power.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Maybe he was really a builder and wanted to know if you wanted his extension.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    Supper is what I call it

    It's got a nice cozy feel about it

    Like your last meal of the day should be
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So...
    Breakfast lunch then supper?

    Way more acceptable than

    Breakfast dinner tea
     
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    Sucky, Oct 18, 2019
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    Yeah lunch

    It's when I have my Tea cake
     
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  11. Commachio

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    I don't really care what people call their meals, people work different times, so if a night shift worker has a main meal at 2am what would it be called?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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    It would probably be called 'Mash potato with plastic cheese' tbh mate
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Maybe, but who really cares.

    A big bacon sarnie is good any time off day.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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    Lol hit me with the Bacon Bomb why not

    Low blow
     
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  15. Commachio

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    bit like plastic cheese yeah?
     
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  16. Sucky

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Kettle’s on, going to have TEA then get ready for work. I will have the tea in a mug, because it’s a drink; it will not involve beans on ****ing toast etc. Just tea. Cup of. Sorted.
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    The Indonesians obviously thought over this meal naming dilemma long and hard after they had won their battle for Independence and had to come up with a national language.

    Only one meal here has an actual name and the others are named after the time you eat them

    Breakfast - Sarapan
    Makan Siang - meal eaten between 1030 and 3pm
    Makan Sore - meal eaten between 3pm and 6pm (dusk)
    Makan malam - meal eaten after 6pm

    Then they eat snacks constantly between the meals thereby blurring the whole meal time issue and naming etiquette anyway.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 18, 2019
  19. Schlem Boogerman

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    Seems like all you dinner types are posh ****s or aspiring posh ****s.

    Us tea lads are pure working class scum <party>
    Screenshot_20191018-073124.jpg
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Are you sure it he wasn't a plumber?
    please log in to view this image
     
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