Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

There you are... I’ve been looking everywhere.

 

I was under the bed you useless ****

 

No mate, it's breakfast because it's break fast.

As in, breaking fast. Anything in the morning is break.............

oh **** it for **** sake.

 

What the **** is grool?

 

it's breakfast on my weetabox box

 

It's definitely not that.


Supper is toast browned on an open coal fire.

 

sorry it's gruel not grool I just googled grool and pornhub came up

 

Don't you mean weetabox bix?

 

Yeh what the **** is it then?

 

gruel or grool? I didn't check out the porn my niece is sitting next to me

 

Oliver Twist?

 

The bloke was a terrible scammer as anyone with half a brain cell knows that the point of smart meters are they don't need reading. Only in Wales this **** happens, surely?

 

You had a bad **** today or something Chief? These things aren’t hard to understand mate they don’t need explaining.

 

was that gruel he asked for seconds of?

 

Can I have both please bob

 

Yeah before asking to see the orphanage’s smart meter.

 

really ? was twist from the north ? I don't know any southerners that would lap up second sittings of gruel while at the same time expressing concern over the gas and leky meters

 

Never, they're ****e.

 

Posh ****. What time do you fit in elevenses?

 

I think that’s what he calls his shift at the cottage.