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Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 17, 2019.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There you are... I’ve been looking everywhere.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 17, 2019
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  2. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I was under the bed you useless ****
     
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  3. Chief

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    No mate, it's breakfast because it's break fast.

    As in, breaking fast. Anything in the morning is break.............

    oh **** it for **** sake.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    What the **** is grool?
     
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    Sucky, Oct 17, 2019
  5. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    it's breakfast on my weetabox box
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It's definitely not that.


    Supper is toast browned on an open coal fire.
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    sorry it's gruel not grool I just googled grool and pornhub came up
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Don't you mean weetabox bix?
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Yeh what the **** is it then?
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

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    gruel or grool? I didn't check out the porn my niece is sitting next to me
     
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  11. Bwood_Ranger

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    Oliver Twist?
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The bloke was a terrible scammer as anyone with half a brain cell knows that the point of smart meters are they don't need reading. Only in Wales this **** happens, surely?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You had a bad **** today or something Chief? These things aren’t hard to understand mate they don’t need explaining.
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

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    was that gruel he asked for seconds of?
     
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    Can I have both please bob
     
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    Yeah before asking to see the orphanage’s smart meter.
     
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  17. Dr Van Helsing

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    really ? was twist from the north ? I don't know any southerners that would lap up second sittings of gruel while at the same time expressing concern over the gas and leky meters
     
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  18. Schlem Boogerman

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    Never, they're ****e.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 17, 2019
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    Posh ****. What time do you fit in elevenses?
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think that’s what he calls his shift at the cottage.
     
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