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Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 17, 2019.

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  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Gas meter might be a euphemism for anus. I hope you told him that you're not gay.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Oct 18, 2019
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  2. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Leave the curtains open all night so he thinks you're awake!
     
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  3. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    It's:

    Breakfast
    Elevenses
    Dinner
    Tea
    High Tea
    Supper


    You peasants!
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Oct 18, 2019
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Are you a fat bastard?
     
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  5. Hoddle is a god

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    You should have let him in, Matth.

    He might have been able to fix your kettle.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Oct 18, 2019
  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He is.
     
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  7. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    No, I cut out the midnight snack.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No brunch?
     
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  9. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Brunch is just elevenses for old ladies.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Oct 18, 2019
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So did Metths get his gas pipe fixed?
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    More to the point, did he offer the gas man tea?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 18, 2019
  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As in a brew, something to eat, or a teabagging?

    I'm confused now.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing all three.
    Matthew is gay, isn't he?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 18, 2019
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm not sure, i think he's hedging his bets for that moment he pops his cherry.

    Maybe the builder will get it one day in a fit off rage at around 11am.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    its defo the british btk copycat
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ?.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    a serial killer that used to pose as a gas worker or cable guy and enter peoples homes ! he would then produce a gun and tie then up , torture them and kill them ,

    btk

    bind , torture, kill
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 18, 2019
  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ah got ya, so we are back to serial killers?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 18, 2019
  19. Toonitus

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    I just watch too many docs so after reading the op I concluded that the most likely reason would be that he was a serial killer
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 18, 2019
  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t get Comm’s hopes up mate.
     
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